August 22, 2014
This science fun fact is brought to you by the number 2 and the letters F & U!

This science fun fact is brought to you by the number 2 and the letters F & U!

(Source: rachel-actually, via talesoftheviridian)

August 22, 2014

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord, via sarcasmpunsandmore)

August 21, 2014
"Remember, boys and girls: Video games are the Devil!"

"Remember, boys and girls: Video games are the Devil!"

(Source: i-am-fuckin-batman, via st33rsplusqu33rs)

August 21, 2014

qwantzfeed:

WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses.  you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”).  if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one.  in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.

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August 21, 2014

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via st33rsplusqu33rs)

August 20, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

Closed for what now? [via]

I interned at a hospital for a year and spent a lot of time in the nursery ward. We literally put up these signs when doing a circumcision (because the glass is see through and we do it right there in the nursery.) After that, we’d take the blinds and signs down so people could see their babies. Process took like 5 minutes.

tastefullyoffensive:

Closed for what now? [via]

I interned at a hospital for a year and spent a lot of time in the nursery ward. We literally put up these signs when doing a circumcision (because the glass is see through and we do it right there in the nursery.) After that, we’d take the blinds and signs down so people could see their babies. Process took like 5 minutes.

(via teamkrissy)

August 20, 2014

mamaatheist:

holygoddamnshitballs:

Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself

A police officer in Ferguson pointed his assault rifle at journalists who were streaming the protests, saying “I will fucking kill you”.

When asked his name his reply is “Go fuck yourself”.

Someone has decided this deserves a Twitter account.

(via teamkrissy)

August 19, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul reunite for ‘Barely Legal Pawn’ Skit

(Source: patheticjunkies)

August 19, 2014
pleatedjeans:

Wu-Tang forever [x]

pleatedjeans:

Wu-Tang forever [x]

August 15, 2014
My doggies, Bane and Blue. (I think Bane might be possessed!!!)

My doggies, Bane and Blue. (I think Bane might be possessed!!!)

August 7, 2014

August 5, 2014
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August 5, 2014

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August 5, 2014
be-cutfree-and-hope:

Follow a depression blog with a little pinch of happiness.

be-cutfree-and-hope:

Follow a depression blog with a little pinch of happiness.

(Source: madness-of-depression, via somethingsomethingfancy)

August 5, 2014

qwantzfeed:

can someone let the producers of every single sherlock adaptation know, okay, thanks in advance

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"everything is canon, yo" - sir doyle

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