I just noticed that in the second season episode of Doctor Who, “The Girl in the Fireplace”, Rose wears a shirt that says “Wichita Falls, TX”
is this snake fucking serious
like was that actually fucking necessary
That snake has OCD.
A goof-off comic I made in 2008. I don’t know why my ideas for kids tv shows keep getting rejected, I thought this was a shoe-in
Time heals all wounds,
But absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I guess it’s a little tricky.
Cinemassacre - Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
Did you ever play Mike Tyson’s Punch Out? Did you ever reach the last level, and faced Tyson himself? If you did then you know how ridiculously tough he is. One punch, and you go down. Two more punches and you’re done. In this video Mike Matei actually beats Mike Tyson which I have to say, is something I had never seen anyone do.
This is my favorite ‘James & Mike Plays’ of all time. Mike at the end is hilarious.
Where was this when I was studying for my college placement tests
I have a math boner right now.
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
One day someone asked me, “Hey, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” And I said, “Both”, pulled a banana out from my pocket, and gave her a big smile.
That Seinfeld one looks pretty good. “Lots o’ laughs and XXX shafts!”
The Rentals - The Love I’m Searching For (Return Of The Rentals, 1995)
I still have my copy if this album I got for free from the BMG music club in like 1995.
I love the Rentals!!!
gunshot // lykke li
i am longing for your poison
like a cancer for its prey
shot an arrow in your harbor
where you waited in...
are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in...