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if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
"Remember, boys and girls: Video games are the Devil!"
WHY DO WE SAY “NEAR MISS” WHEN THEY’RE REALLY A “NEAR HIT”: because there are many types of misses. you can miss something by a little (“a near miss”) or by a lot (“a far miss”). if you DON’T want to be hitting something, a near miss is obviously more dangerous than a far one. in contrast, when dealing with bombs, a “near miss” of a target is better than a far miss because while you didn’t hit the mark, it may have still be damaged by the explosion.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
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I interned at a hospital for a year and spent a lot of time in the nursery ward. We literally put up these signs when doing a circumcision (because the glass is see through and we do it right there in the nursery.) After that, we’d take the blinds and signs down so people could see their babies. Process took like 5 minutes.
Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself
A police officer in Ferguson pointed his assault rifle at journalists who were streaming the protests, saying “I will fucking kill you”.
When asked his name his reply is “Go fuck yourself”.
Someone has decided this deserves a Twitter account.
"everything is canon, yo" - sir doyle
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I get this joke.
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