So I’m in Canada, and apparently instead of Captain America they have this motherfucker, and he’s on the damn syrup, because how else can you defend Canada’s national pride
Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature
I actually really needed to read this right now.
I think I’ve been watching too many Breaking Bad episodes at a time. I just called my cousin because I couldn’t find the figs and I was all like, ” I can’t find the fucking figs in the crisper like you told me, yo! Where are they, bitch?!”
My fig tree is poppin out major fruit. Hundreds! This is just from 2 limbs. I’m thinking about bringing some to work tomorrow.
Reject the idea that a woman gaining weight is letting go of herself. Throw that entire concept in a dumpster. Stop posting pictures of women who weigh more than they used to as a way to show that theyve “stopped caring” and instead lets post more pictures of cool dogs and tons of selfies with neat stickers on them
My cool dog Blue! As a puppy!